What is "Television"?

Bo Perham: I, personally, would root through everyone's desk to see what blackmail material I could find

Shawnna Kusky: Now that the snow has scared everyone into leaving and I am by myself, should I: A) nap B) e-mail inappropriate pictures of myself C) leave D) take care of the easy one before I go home to the little lady thank you for taking my poll....

Randall Twehous: Moving pictures in a 'box'.....!!

Dexter Dicostanzo: Combine B and C into one sticky, yet satisfying endeavor.You can take pictures of you rubbing the easy one out and then you can email them to us.Get crack-a-lackin'.

Ha Wolski: photo copy my butt on the copier...LOL

Lorelei Lilburn: A Crayola Crayon

Colby Millberg: I do not believe that there has been kindling's observed between two female primates... But I know that it has been observed that they rub each other with 'hands' and rub their genitalia against each other.Cunnilingus:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunn! ilingusI do not believe that Fellatio has been observed outside of the human species either... But I am just not sure...Fellatiohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fellatio

Cliff Tyre: television is a gadget where you can see tv shows haha

Ricardo Rozelle: have a play if your horny! or go home to your wife with some flowers and have a play with her! surely you should want to...? she is your wife. I'd wanna be getting home to see my bf. lifes to short to waste time without him!

Joie Kemmis: I'd take your poll alright .............

Raven Purl: mushroom prints. it ought to take a mutually as to determine what they're (in simple terms look at how lots of people who responded your question dont comprehend what they're) and individuals could get all close to to it to determine it out. eww they could get so close and you ought to come upon them and cause them to touch it with their face and them be like,"hiya that sounds like..". lol ill

Alane Antes: I have ! no clue.

Vickie Sterbenz: Variation on D: take care of t! he easy one all over your boss's keyboard.

Joesph Smithmyer: BMy email address is.........

Rufus Plough: Mr. President, if you're familiar with Mr. Franklin's experiments with electricity, imagine a magic lantern show where images of people and events are carried via electricity and magnetic power through space, and viewed through a glass window set in a box in the home.In this way, you and Mrs. Washington can, for a nominal fee, see and listen to reports of newsworthy events, see plays and theatrical performances, attend a worship service, take advantage of the teachings of famous men and women throughout the world, as well as travel, as it were, in your armchair, to distant lands without discomfort or fatigue.Please also note that the images in the television will also try to sell you laxatives, dog's food, and computing devices to travel the Internet's aether...Show more

Jayson Brod: haha hilarious.

Davida Gisriel: It is a magical box with picture! s of fast moving, useless junk we will forever love.

Carlee Tangaro: Mr. President, if you're familiar with Mr. Franklin's experiments with electricity, imagine a magic lantern show where images of people and events are carried via electricity and magnetic power through space, and viewed through a glass window set in a box in the home.In this way, you and Mrs. Washington can, for a nominal fee, see and listen to reports of newsworthy events, see plays and theatrical performances, attend a worship service, take advantage of the teachings of famous men and women throughout the world, as well as travel, as it were, in your armchair, to distant lands without discomfort or fatigue.Please also note that the images in the television will also try to sell you laxatives, dog's food, and computing devices to travel the Internet's aether....Show more

Ulysses Failey: Tivo will blow your mind

Terrell Lawman: it means you're whipped

Chris Coggins: Dorothy Gale... ! :)

Karl Jantzen: I am going to be a Gorilla! :)

Sunshine Ho! lets: It means you're about to be controlled in the most sad way.

Marcelina Schossow: ^^^Munkey is a very productive citizen. You should follow her advice to the letter.

Elden Bardach: dumba'ss

Jasper Mangel: Or is that just a 'human, alpha male happy watching thing?'

Melvin Nakama: I am going to be a republican. I will spend the shouting "NO"

Brock Anwar: It's a magical box

Erica Bottaro: A guy sitting in a house and giving halloween candy to others.

Caleb Chapman: im going to be a gangster. complete with the baggy pants and the hat :)

Frederick Mccoach: My nan used to say television was the work of the devil,and that The Beatles were bad boys,lol.Tv has a lot of mindless dribble but if you have insomnia it cures that.

Rona Espalin: I would rub that easy one out first then go home

Marcelina Schossow: no life? thus you think you're a dead president?

Jackelyn Archut: ...I think television came long before th! e internet, and long after George Washington. lol